Ah, the sweet smell of ambiguous bullshit. Don't you just love a horoscope? They are to news print what carny gypsies are to tented, side show attractions; tepid, recycled prognostications that can, if taken seriously, make or break your day. I have never given much weight to these predictions other than using them to pass the time while sitting on the can. Today I thought it might be funny to take a look at several horoscopes from competing newspapers to see how my day/week/month might fare.
There may be more happening emotionally for you than is apparent to anyone else now. You will be better off in the long run by allowing the current situation to continue on its course for a while longer, without forcing any kind of change. Whatever you do, don't just pick the easier path. Instead, take additional time to decide what's truly best.
I have had a pimple over my left ear for a few days and have been debating whether or not to pop it. Better not be hasty!
Unusually for a fun-loving Archer you could find that you’re in quite a heavy, somber mood today. Blame the planets; avoid heavy discussions; keep romance light or steer clear altogether. An off comment might irritate you, but just let it go; there’s no point laboring it, because you’ll get nowhere!
That woman at Dunkin Donuts baited me with Nietzsche. I fender her off with a glazed stick and a few quotes from "Green Eggs and Ham."
You may still think about when you were wronged in the past, but you have a choice about how to proceed. Revenge is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat.
What if that "rat" is that kid who gave you an atomic wedgie in the 4th grade and it is HIS house you want to burn down...TODAY?
Today is a 7. Listen to the reasons the other people offer to try to persuade you. Then, do what's best for them, which is also best for you. You're good at this.
Umm, what the fuck did that mean?
You should try your darndest to experience one or two new things today. You don't have to dive head first into a new culture or a strange hobby, you just have to show yourself a new thing. Try a different type of juice in the morning. Take a different road to work. Listen to a different radio station. By exposing yourself to unfamiliar things, you will either expand your horizons or confirm to yourself that your earlier preferences were right all along.
We have a winner. Today I made Jello and took up the calliope.
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